Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*: It's only a matter of time before Macy's calls

Monday, October 26, 2009

It's only a matter of time before Macy's calls

Courtesy of Shinbone, who was inspired by news that the Dear Leader is going to supply all North Koreans with silk jammies, silk undies, silk leisure suits, etc., here is using his role as Fashionista and Tailor of the Masses to feel up women, men, and children alike.

The way he's poking and prodding his captive audience, he reminds me of .

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ShinboneMonday, October 26, 2009 8:54:00 AM

songunblog is easily the best channel on youtube by far. the korean announcer's accent is AMAZING. you should watch their video on healthcare.
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kushiboMonday, October 26, 2009 9:02:00 AM

I don't know why I'm doing your homework, but is Songunblog's YouTube channel and here is the blog.

I have run across Songunblog once or twice, but I lose interest sometimes because the Dear Leader in real life is such a depressing figure.

Are those videos fake? They seem a little too real to be fake. This one seems like it was a real propaganda piece, some sort of newsreel type thing. It shows a 102-year-old woman born in 1890, so a 1992-ish time frame looks about right, going by what we see there.

I'm too tired right now to go figure this out on my own.
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EdwardMonday, October 26, 2009 9:40:00 AM

Juche!

Brought to you by Chinese oil...

Dae Bok Chosun Mansae!
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Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans" ("foreigners" in Korea be they kyopo or non-kyopo), Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County, and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

* Monster Island (actually a peninsula)

The name of this blog comes from a line in "Lisa on Ice," a beloved episode of The Simpsons, perhaps my all-time favorite television show (even though for several seasons there, it really did suck). Lisa is imagining being sworn in as president, but at the last minute, it is discovered that she failed P.E. (physical education) and she is thus "sentenced to a lifetime of horror" on Monster Island. "Don't worry," the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court confides in her, "It's just a name."

Fast forward to Lisa and other prisoners running in panic through a tropical jungle, chased by Godzilla-like creatures, including a monster turtle and a monster firefly.

"He said it was just a name!" Lisa screams to the man next to her. While he, too, runs for his life, the unidentified man calmly says, "What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula."

Anyway, I thought in some ways that punchline summed up modern-day Korea in a nutshell. For many people—foreigners and Koreans—the ups and downs and everyday travails of the Republic of Korea make it as precarious as a Monster Island would be (and with the DMZ being the only land border, it really is like an island). But it actually is a peninsula. Okay, it made sense in my head.

So as you can see, despite the hits I get from people looking for Japanese tentacle porn, it has nothing to do with anything salacious as that.

Monday, October 26, 2009

It's only a matter of time before Macy's calls

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